So, okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and
all, but I don’t get how restaurants get hipster cred today. I mean, come on,
it’s like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their
greasy hair ew, and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected
to swoon?
“I don’t think so!” is my typical response. While I simultaneously check out a menu on my
iPhone5…with envy. The truth is, if SF
Weekly and 7x7 and Bold Italic are covering a restaurant [and my friends are
subsequently tweeting and posting and commenting “I want to eat all of the food”
on said articles, which is how they make it into my frame of reference] then I
want to eat there. I don’t want to stamp
my foodie passport or wait in line with potentially famous people. I want to put it in my mouth and experience
the bliss of rarest umami without worrying about the bill or the calories.
And how often is it the case that a rave review elicits the
same ecstasy the writer experienced (as they were likely being carried in on a
golden throne by hunky tuxedo-clad waiters and provided tasting bites of every
single delicious morsel as the Chef triple-checks and plates the dishes
himself)? Not often, right? Because inevitably, the hostess is annoyed or
the wait is over an hour even with a reservation or the corkage fee is
exorbitant or you’re too close to the service area/bathroom/bar/door.
So, okay, State Bird Provisions is different.
Open for about 18 months and still impossible to book, State
Bird keeps a third of tables for walk-ins, one of which I was lucky enough to
nab. The menu is a simple affair with
pancakes, Commandables (mains) and desserts for order. But about as quick as you can decide you want
to try everything on the menu, the first dim sum-style tray of goodies arrives
to hawk at your table. In our case, he
had duck liver mousse with tiny, beautiful almond biscuits; a familiar flavor
combination delivered with an unusually pleasant texture, that of a fine scone
and clotted cream. It was the perfect
beginning.
Next: Heirloom tomato salad with eggplant prepared like a
cousin to baba ghanoush with expertly applied virgin olive oil and the crunch
of sea salt flakes. Then: Steak tartare
with Romesco sauce and extra crispy potato chips. Again, none of these dishes were particularly
divergent from their normal-restaurant counterparts, but each was absolutely
transcendent. Spicy, nutty, smoky
Romesco sauce was a lovely departure from traditional Dijon mustard and the
steak got to be the hero instead of usually-overpowering capers and raw onion.
At this point, our sweet corn and Mt. Tam shortstack of
mini-pancakes arrived off the menu.
Presumably fashioned as a take off of scallion pancakes, these were so
gooey and savory-sweet that I found myself taking micro-bites. (You know, when you go to take a bite but
become worried you’re eating such a masterpiece too quickly so you cut it in
half and then repeat this until what’s left on your fork is literally a corn
kernel.)
Our next three plates of provisions arrived in quick
succession: Salmon tartare prepared with a crunchy vegetable somewhere between
onion and celery over crisp cucumbers with baked sesame quinoa crumbled over
the top. Roasted balsamic figs tenderly
resting in a pool of creamy Wagon Wheel fondue.
And raw Belle Soleil oysters with pickled kohlrabi and spicy chili oil, topped by
sesame seeds. Each dish was just big
enough for a party of four to share and get a few delicious bites, but (equally
importantly) small enough to order lots!
Off the Commandables menu, our pork spare ribs and CA state
bird were served. The ribs were so eager
to fall off the bone, they had to be carefully delivered to each plate. Not overly salty or sticky or spicy, these
ribs demanded your full attention to their succulent balance of tender and
crispy. The state bird (quail) was
buttermilk fried over an aged hard cheese sliced impossibly thin. Quails are not large birds, so each bite was
delicate yet approachable. For the first
time in my life, I understand the desire for a bucket of such fried poultry.
At this point, the wine was flowing and my recollection of
the specifics of each plate was diminishing, but we ate: grilled, deliciously
tender octopus with chickpeas; deep-friend garlic bread (yep, you read that
right) smothered in burrata; ever-so-lightly-fried crispy pork hock salad with mint
and jalapeno; rainbow quinoa and sweet corn salad with ricotta; an impressively
thick “slab” of nori cooked to be just crunchy enough to break simply, topped
with buttery raw albacore, dollops of citrusy-avocado mousse and elegant herbs. One of the highlights (among highlights) were
the fried green tomatoes over more eggplant deliciousness with oily fried padron
peppers and basil leaves, pimento aioli and the sweetest of cherry tomatoes.
You would think we could be rolled out of the restaurant at
this point. We only said no to two
proposed provisions: the rabbit with boiled potatoes and the cooked
salmon. Only because our table was too
full to make room for the plates.
And then we ordered dessert.
The menu was just obscure enough, actually, make that completely
obscure. “Birdseed bittersweet chocolate
crunch, caramel cloud cream, blueberries” is actually what’s on the menu. We needed help. Our waitress recommended the birdseed which
was a really different texture combo of creamy sweet custard with Nestle
Crunch-esque chunks of unsweetened chocolate.
Also, an extremely minty ice cream sandwich and a light-as-air coconut
tapioca topped with strawberry and Indian blood peach (a wild plum and white
peach hybrid none other than Thomas Jefferson invented) grantia and drizzled
caramelized honey. So sweet yet nothing
overpowering.
Every dish was worth savoring. I enjoyed State Bird so much more than I have
many other restaurants in San Francisco.
Specializing in slightly Asian plates with decadent ingredients in
bite-sized portions for maximum access to layers upon layers of flavor, I would
brave crowds of hipsters, lines filled with exasperated Important People and even
a bill to match my excess. Guys, there's a reason this place is so in demand. Grab your skinny jeans, comb your beard, order another pair of plaid Warby Parkers and get in line.
Complete list of (my) provisions on August 8, 2013:
·
Duck
liver mousse with almond biscuits
·
Heirloom
tomato salad with eggplant
·
Steak
tartare with potato chips and Romesco sauce
·
Sweet
corn & Mt. Tam short stack pancakes
·
Salmon
tartare over cucumbers with sesame quinoa crumble
·
Raw
oyster with pickled kohlrabi
·
Roasted
balsamic fig over Wagon Wheel fondue
·
Pork
spare ribs glazed in their own juices
·
CA State
bird with provisions (buttermilk fried)
·
Grilled
octopus over chickpeas and tomato sauce
·
Garlic
fried bread with burrata
·
Pork
belly salad with jalapeño and mint
·
Fried
green tomatoes, eggplant & padrons with pimenton aioli
·
Quinoa
with sweet corn and ricotta
·
Nori
with albacore and avocado cream
·
Mint
‘ice cream’ sandwich, chocolate plum coulis, pistachios
·
Birdseed
bittersweet chocolate crunch, caramel cloud cream, blueberries
·
Strawberry
& indian blood peach granite, coconut tapioca, caramelized honey